amy winehouse hooked up with that dodgy uncle at parties. you know the one.

(as an aside, if i hear one more person go 'zomg this is an american tradition wtf!' i am going to gouge out an eye. theirs, not mine)

Sober!Amy



Intoxicated!Amy



Red Riding Hood (too easy, due to previous thesis writings)



Alex



Sappho

'la la la, hmmm, sleaze ball was on this weekend. it's for the gays. nico is a gay. THEREFORE nico went to sleaze ball, let's ask her about it.'

no, i did not go to sleaze ball. it was sports themed, and as i have neither sportswear nor fetish wear, they wouldn't have let me in at the door. also, i can't afford that shit.

You would say: It is horrible to be so happy
Sprawled in bed all marzipan all Hong Kong
Zealous in the opposite of Zen contentment.
See, I long for everything even when you tell me
Every thing dies. Every thing is. And you young lady
Need to learn how to sit still and just be.
No way mister. I will be sticky and wet.
I will touch every precious object—
Leave sweet fingerprints of purpose in well lit places.

—Frankie Drayus

this is the sky over sydney right now.

lots of people i know are getting pregnant. some are good (like the mini christola which will be running around soon) and some are so horrendous i am pretending they never happened (like my ex-vegan, ex-lesbian friend who is dating a complete twat who's running off to join t

THIS IS A POINTLESS POST IN WHICH I SHOW OFF MY NEW ICON.

oh, zachary quinto. we could be the bestest of friends. in my mind, we spend numerous hours in coffee shops gossiping about his days on noTORIous and doing our eyebrows. yesssss.

hot dutch model. i am IN LOVE with this girl.
apparently she is dating catherine mcneill. oooooooh.

in other news, there is no news, because i have been doing nothing but uni work uni work uni work. fo'shiz.

it's me, holla! i am now a fully paid up member of the graduate club.
however i am currently in the middle of my honours year, so i didn't get to go out celebrating on monday night, as i had to go to the library the next day. badassss.

i cut a fine figure in those robes though, poncing around pretending to be in harry potter.